EJ IS ONLINE

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That's why it smells like chicken.

Be nice.

Shutthefuckupicus.

Aren't you driving?

How rude. XD well I never....

Take showers? We know.

Oh stop it you hoser.

I take showers every day. I'm very ocd about that.

Are all of your bath products scented with chicken?

That's better than bacon.

At least I don't have wizard lice. Like some people.

Woah now.

Well that makes things a little awkward.

And why would that make it awkward, hm? Aren't you with your boyfriend?

Yeah. Why?

Then why are you on here? You should go hang out with him, get off his computer.

I'm on my phone. He's looking for something right now.

You just miss me don't you? U kno u luv me.

Of course I do.

I'll just pretend I didn't see anything.

What are you guys even doing?

Of course you didn't see anything. Well, that's what you'll think if you decide to squeal. I do believe I am rather skilled in memory charms.

We're watching Star Wars and eating shit neither of us needs to be eating. You know, a typical brodate.

Are you sure they're real spells? I bet they aren't very good.

Niiiiiiiiiiiice. I think that'd be more of a nerd date than a bro date. Hahahaha. xD Have fun, dear. Try not to get killed by Ewoks.

I'm pretty positive Obliviate is a real spell.

No, nerd dates usually involve board games. This is a bro date which involves more time for making out.